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Tuesday, November 16, 2004
More Funnies
More funnies to laugh at!! :)
BAD JOKES
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
He sold his soul to Santa
Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?
He's all right now.
How do you get holy water?
Boil the hell out of it
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho Cheese
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
A pool table.
What is a zebra?
26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.
Where do you get virgin wool from?
Ugly sheep.
Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?
They all have phones.
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste. (I can hear you groaning after this one!!)
THE FRIENDLY SKIES???
It was mealtime during our trip on a small airline in the northwest.
"Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked the man seated in front of me.
"What are my choices?" he asked.
"Yes or no," she replied.
Recreation Study
After a two year long study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on corporate America's recreation preferences:
1. The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is: Basketball.
2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is: Bowling.
3. The sport of choice for front line workers is: Football.
4. The sport of choice for supervisors is: Baseball.
5. The sport of choice for middle management is: Tennis.
6. The sport of choice for corporate officers is: Golf.
Conclusion: The higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.
Bumper Stickers
Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control.
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart? (this one is good!)
If you don't like the news, go out and make some.
Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
Few women admit their age; Fewer men act it.
According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist.
Some people are only alive because is murder is illegal. (AMEN to that!)
i souport publik edekashun. (LMAO)
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.
Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
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BAD JOKES
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
He sold his soul to Santa
Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?
He's all right now.
How do you get holy water?
Boil the hell out of it
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho Cheese
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
A pool table.
What is a zebra?
26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.
Where do you get virgin wool from?
Ugly sheep.
Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?
They all have phones.
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste. (I can hear you groaning after this one!!)
THE FRIENDLY SKIES???
It was mealtime during our trip on a small airline in the northwest.
"Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked the man seated in front of me.
"What are my choices?" he asked.
"Yes or no," she replied.
Recreation Study
After a two year long study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on corporate America's recreation preferences:
1. The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is: Basketball.
2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is: Bowling.
3. The sport of choice for front line workers is: Football.
4. The sport of choice for supervisors is: Baseball.
5. The sport of choice for middle management is: Tennis.
6. The sport of choice for corporate officers is: Golf.
Conclusion: The higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.
Bumper Stickers
Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control.
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart? (this one is good!)
If you don't like the news, go out and make some.
Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
Few women admit their age; Fewer men act it.
According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist.
Some people are only alive because is murder is illegal. (AMEN to that!)
i souport publik edekashun. (LMAO)
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.
Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
Ever stop to think and forget to start again?