OMG! Where do I start? I guess I better start at the CP Christmas Party. Granted, it was held in January, but it was still a "Christmas" Party. And it was a hoot. I took the wife. She wasn't sure she wanted to go, but I wanted her to go, so she went. Food was good, company was even better, but the music left something to be desired! Talk about poor taste. C'mon fools. It was fun, had lots of good friends at our table. Made the night more enjoyable. Jizr got nestled in between the wife's twins. It was fukn hilarious. I thought he was gonna die! He squealed something awful. I about peed my pants I was laughing so hard. It ended up being a fun evening, in spite of me not winning any of the door prizes. At least the wife ended up with a $25 gift certificate to Sizzler. YUMMY! That's some good eats there! :-)

Next upon the menu - I applied with Qwest back in December. I got the call & went in & took the tests on January 6, 2004. I passed with flying colors -- which I knew I would. And had an interview the following week. This was the phone interview, which took about 40 minutes to complete. I passed that one too, so I went in the next day for a personal interview. Of course, I passed again with flying colors. They offered me a job and I took it. Now here's the kicker - they offer you the job contingent upon you passing a drug test, a background check, and an employment check. Well, I should pass all 3 - I'm hoping. I know I'm clean - have been for a year and a half, so the drug test is no problem. Then the background check - I have only one oops - my misdemeanor disturbing the peace & subsequent arrest for failure to pay fines. WAY TO GO DUMBASS. So I put that down. Next comes the employment check. That is the one that I'm not so sure about. Ya see, my ex got me fired from a job because he came in & caused so many problems. That was not good. But technically, it wasn't my fault. But it reflects on me, because I was married to the FUKR. I dislike a lot of people, but I truly HATE him. And hate is such a strong word, such a strong emotion, but I honest to God HATE him. And if I never saw him again, it would be too soon. That is how much I despise this man. OK -- back to the good stuff. :) That is what would end it for this job. And I want this job more than anything right now. It is a great job, great wage, great benefits and I know I would excel in this position. Keep your fingers crossed!!!!!!!

I'm sure there are other things on the menu, but none I can think of right now. If there's more, you'll know soon enough. :)
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