Sheesh! Has it been a week since I blogged last? OMG! Where did the week go? I dunno where it went! Things are pretty hectic in my world. But when aren't they? Nate & I spent some time together Wednesday and it was GREAT! We went to our spot and had GREAT sex. But when don't we have GREAT sex?! When we have AWESOME sex! When we have FAN-FUKN-TASTIC sex. LMMFAO I asked him about football season next year. I told him the General & I didn't think he would seriously stop playing once next season hit. I told him we thought he would get football fever. He said "Neah, I'm done. My kids are getting old enough now that they are in sports & it's time to focus on them playing instead of me." So yeah, this was his last season. Having said that, I decided that I was going to make a scrapbook for the season. I got it done on Friday bcuz it was so slow. It looks good. I can't wait to show it to him. I also went shopping for him too. I got him a funny card and X-Rated Fortune Cookies! LMMFAO! They are going to be GREAT! I haven't opened them, I want to wait and let him open them. I'm gonna laugh until I have to pee! It's going to be fukn hilarious! He also told me last week that he made a coach position. Now I've heard differing stories from some people at CP that have spouses over at Qwest that he couldn't have gotten it. Qwest is unionized and other people with seniority would have been selected over him. OK?!?!?!?! He has no reason to lie to me. I talked to the General and told him the situation. General agrees with me -- Nate has no reason to lie to me about it. So why would he tell me he got the position when he really didn't? HE WOULDN'T!! So piss on those who tell me different! I believe my man! :) Way to go baby! I told him that was more money that he could spend on me. He just laughed. I said, "You think I'm kidding!" LMMFAO I'm so damn funny I make me laugh! :) Anywho -- I haven't heard from him at all today. I hope all is ok. It should be. It's Monday -- Monday is ALWAYS busy over there. So, no worries today. I'll hear from him soon! (Aren't you proud of me General! I didn't over react! LMMFAO) I had a fantastic weekend too. I spent the weekend with the Kody & Kyia. We went swimming on Saturday for a few hours. Kody can't swim, so he had a life jacket on and he was swimming around on funoodles. He was so cold his poor teeth were chattering, but I couldn't get him out of the pool to get him warm. Kyia fell asleep, and didn't get to swim much. I sat on the side of the pool with her on my lap and she got to kick and splash around. That was good enough for her. She had fun! She'll have to stay awake next time long enough to actually swim! We all had fun & that's what matters! I talked to the General yesterday and made plans for Wednesday. We're going to watch the Blue Collar Comedy Tour. I've seen bits & pieces of it, but not the whole thing. And from what I saw of it, it looks pretty fukn funny! I can't wait to watch it. I saw advertised on Comedy Central that beginning in July they are going to start showing Blue Collar TV! It's going to star Larry The Cable Guy, Bill Engvall, & Jeff Foxworthy. That is going to be some muthafukin funny tv! I can't wait to see it! OK....Now the last item of the day....My new favorite song! Just read the lyrics and you'll know why! :)

Dip It Low by Christina Milian ft. Fabolous

Says he wants you
He says he needs you
If it's real talk then why not make him wait for you
If he really wants you
If he really needs you
Take your time and feel him out
When he's a good boy
(A really really good boy)
Why not let him lay with you
(When you give it to him good)

Dip it low
Pick it up slow
Roll it all around poke it out, let your back roll
Pop, pop, pop that thang
I'ma show you how to make your man say "ooh"
Dip it low
Pick it up slow
Roll it all around poke it out, let your back roll
Pop, pop, pop that thang
I'ma show you how to make your man say "ooh"

You gettin' bold
He's growin' cold
It's just the symptoms of young love
Growin' old
You think it's time (And you thinkin', but give it time)
It's late at night
He's coming home
Meet him at the door with nothin' on
Take him by the hand
Let him know what's on
If you understand me (ooh)

All the ladies wind it up if you know just how to move
All my fellas jump in honey, show her what you wanna do
All the ladies wind it up if you know just how to move
All my fellas jump in honey, show her what you wanna do (ooh, ooh)

Dip it low
Pick it up slow
Roll it all around poke it out, let your back roll
Pop, pop, pop that thang
I'ma show you how to make your man say "ooh"
Dip it low
Pick it up slow
Roll it all around poke it out, let your back roll
Pop, pop, pop that thang
I'ma show you how to make your man say "ooh"

Rap By Fabolous:
Yeah, uh, yeah, uh
Baby girl I want you to pop, pop, pop that thang
I might stop to shop and cop you things
You know I drop the top and hop that thang
Sometimes stop my bop then pop my thing
You sure know how to make a man say "ooh"
And how in the world can a man say "no"
When you wind it up on a wall; wind it up like a doll
And you know my Bacardi lime it up 'til you fall
Haul it up till you fall and have those other chicks throwin' vomit up
When they can't find it up in the mall
Like most men I love to catch up with a model
But I ain't used to movin' slow like ketchup in a bottle
The best things come to those who wait for
But I'm a be straight for before it's too late for
I want you to dip it low
Pick it up slow
Roll it all around
Poke it out and make me say "oh"

Dip it low
Pick it up slow
Roll it all around poke it out, let your back roll
Pop, pop, pop that thang
I'ma show you how to make your man say "ooh"
Dip it low
Pick it up slow
Roll it all around poke it out, let your back roll
Pop, pop, pop that thang
I'ma show you how to make your man say "ooh"

Dip it low
Pick it up slow
Roll it all around poke it out, let your back roll
Pop, pop, pop that thang
I'ma show you how to make your man say "ooh"
Dip it low
Pick it up slow
Roll it all around poke it out, let your back roll
Pop, pop, pop that thang
I'ma show you how to make your man say "ooh"
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