Upon perusing through blogs, I happened upon a blog that had some funny shit in it! Here ya go:

I was paging through a book called Sex: A User’s Guide the other night, and came across this list of technical terminology for some less-than-mainstream desires.

Aculeophallic – having a pointed or conical penis (ouch!)
Botulinonia – female masturbation utilizing a sausage that is often heated and lubricated
Callimammapygian – having beautiful buttocks and breasts
Dasofallation – sexual intercourse in a forest or wooded area
Ellipseur – a man who omits foreplay and has sexual intercourse in haste (I can think of a few other words for that fellow…)
Eproctophilia – sexual arousal through flatulation
Galateism – a tendency to fall in love with female statutes
Gomphipothic – sexually aroused by seeing beautiful teeth
Iatronudia – a woman who feigns illness so she can disrobe in front of a doctor
Machlobasia – sexual stimulation in obese women obtained through friction between the thighs when walking
Mammaquatia – the bobbing of a woman’s breasts during exercise
Nosophilia – sexual arousal through the belief that a partner is terminally ill
Parthenophobia – a morbid fear of virgins
Peotillomania – the habit of pulling at one’s penis
Pygotripsis – a sexual practice in which two or more people rub their buttocks together
Rheononia – female masturbation using a stream of water
Turpicunnia – having an ugly vulva
Uxoravalent – a man only able to have sex with a woman who is not his wife

Thank you to http://mostlyharmlessblog.blogspot.com/

And that is my humor for the day.
¶ 4:55:00 PM